Birthday Poo

A Birthday Poo Poem by Bump Squad mama Mikki!⠀


There’s one birth secret that any mother knows.⠀
But no one likes to talk about it,⠀
And it shows.⠀

Because now you’re in labor and you’re pushin’ out your kid.⠀
And you didn’t even realize,⠀
WHAT YOU DID!⠀

Well it takes a lot of effort to birth a tiny human.⠀
You push and you push,⠀
Then the room starts fumin’.⠀

You did the unthinkable and pooped in doc’s face.⠀
But it’s absolutely normal,⠀
Don’t feel too much disgrace.⠀

Rainbow poop

Why no one ever told you of this horrid secret thing,⠀
You’ll never be quite sure.⠀
So to others share and sing:⠀

Don’t let yourself be worried,⠀
Cuz no ones gunna say,⠀
Anything bout how you pooped…⠀
On baby’s birth day.⠀
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